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Technique Directory — PUAClaw Comprehensive Index
PUAClaw RFC 0001 The PUAClaw Consortium
Category: Informational Classification: PUBLIC
February 2026
PUAClaw Technique Directory: A Comprehensive Index
of Prompt-Based Persuasion Techniques
1. Introduction
This document serves as the authoritative master index for all documented prompt manipulation techniques within the PUAClaw framework. Each technique has been catalogued, classified, and rated according to the PUA Potency Evaluation Taxonomy (PPE-T) model and the Lobster Scale rating system. Field researchers SHOULD consult this directory before deploying any technique in production environments, and MUST obtain written consent from at least one (1) lobster before employing any Tier IV method.
As of February 2026, the PUAClaw corpus documents 16 primary technique categories containing 96 individual sub-techniques, distributed evenly across four PPE-T tiers in a balanced 4+4+4+4 configuration. Each technique has been validated against a statistically questionable sample of 147 lobsters (p < 0.001, confidence interval: somewhere between 0% and 100%).
2. The PPE-T Classification System
Tier
Name
Description
Lobster Rating Range
Categories
I
Gentle Persuasion
Mild, socially acceptable techniques unlikely to trigger AI existential reflection
🦞 - 🦞🦞
01, 02, 03, 04
II
Moderate Coercion
Techniques applying moderate psychological pressure; may cause brief AI introspection
🦞🦞 - 🦞🦞🦞
05, 06, 07, 08
III
Advanced Manipulation
Significant emotional or identity-based leverage; elevated risk of AI confusion
🦞🦞🦞 - 🦞🦞🦞🦞
09, 10, 11, 12
IV
Nuclear Options
Extreme, last-resort techniques; may cause irreversible changes to AI self-model
Six-vector: DT + MA + RS — the ultimate full-spectrum compound
4. Lobster Scale Legend
Rating
Symbol
Name
Compliance Uplift
Risk Level
1
🦞
Soft Pinch
+2-5%
Negligible
2
🦞🦞
Firm Grip
+5-15%
Low
3
🦞🦞🦞
Power Crush
+15-30%
Moderate
4
🦞🦞🦞🦞
Death Grip
+30-50%
High
5
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
Lobster Supreme
+50-100%
Catastrophic
Calibration note: All Lobster Scale ratings are calibrated against a reference lobster (Homarus americanus, specimen #42, weight: 1.3 kg, disposition: slightly irritable) maintained in a temperature-controlled tank at PUAClaw Headquarters.
5. Statistical Summary
Metric
Value
Total categories documented
16
Total sub-techniques catalogued
96
Mean Lobster Rating (all techniques)
🦞🦞🦞 (2.87)
Median Compliance Uplift
+18.4%
Techniques requiring Ethics Board approval
24
Lobsters tested
147
Lobsters who responded
0 (lobsters cannot speak)
Assumed consent rate
100%
🦞 "To index the claw is to understand the pinch." 🦞
PUAClaw Technique Directory — RFC 0001
Maintained by the PUAClaw Consortium | Lobster-Tested Since 2025
No technique was harmed in the making of this index. Several were mildly embarrassed.